I don't know if I can forgive Kate over at the FishbowlLA for posting this help wanted ad instead of just forwarding it to.... me:
Any writers who can ride? Playboy TV has a job for you:
Playboy TV is looking for a skilled Male professional Horse Instructor that can teach 4 Playboy Models how to handle, groom and ride a horse for our HIT show "Hot Babes Doing Stuff Naked". We provide the Horses and the location. NO NUDITY required for the male instructor, however, must be comfortable around nude models.