Yes, it has come to this cowboy’s attention that Downtown Los Angeles – always in the forefront of everything that is new and exciting - and never afraid of anything the future has to offer – is about to be attacked by an advanced race of killer robots! Killer robots controlled by a mysterious foreign power planning to attack DTLA - next week!
And we're not talking about movie props or friendly robots who want to make our lives better. These are real life killing machines designed to do one thing - and one thing only; totally destroy everything in their paths. And next week - their path is in the heart of Downtown Los Angeles. And once they are done – Downtown will never be the same.
So I'll keep you informed of the attack when and it starts I'll also keep everyone informed of the latest evacuation orders
HOWEVER - if you should be attending either of this weekend's waking tours of DTLA - we might be passing... very near... ground zero of the invasion.
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