Rampant rumor has it that a crown-sized package has just arrived hot from the Jewelery District's smelters minutes ago - but is it for a coronation... today - or for an investiture next week? Inquiring Cowboys Want to Know!
And will the three puffs of white smoke reveal the lightly seasoned but highly spicy voice of tomorrow - or will it be the dreaded coming of the Anti-Christ? Or can it be that a well seasoned - and highly popular - shepherd is to be resurrected to guide his flock past lurking wolves, coyotes and rogue billionaires?
Or will be it be a dark horse candidate pushed forward from the bowels of the news room?